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DERRICK LEWIS DESCRIBES HOW HIS THE BEST FIGHTER
Derrick Lewis demolished Curtis Blaydes this past weekend, and after his UFC clash at Las Vegas. The UFC fighter said in the press conference, “I am the best heavyweight, and I should get a title fight! LIKE YESTERDAY!” ending with a raised tone in the voice. He described Dana White as a dumb cue ball …
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DANA ADMITS DEFEAT TO ILLEGAL STREAMERS
Dana has admitted defeat to illegal streamers, the UFC boss, came out today and said he underestimated the situation. “I understand technology is not something a brute like myself can comprehend!’ The leader of MMA’s biggest organisation then added, “I did not even know about VPN’s.” With UFC 259 around the corner, Dana White says …
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MCGREGOR WHY COCAINE WAS HIS DOWNFALL
MCGREGOR WHY COCAINE WAS HIS DOWNFALL But the fighter looked cheerful as ever, he spoke about the crazy times he had when he was on cocaine. Usually taking it before a fight and going crazy after a fight. This was only done if he won. What made him stop was snorting the cocaine off the …
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ISRAEL, “I AM THE LAST TRANS BENDER”
ISRAEL, “I AM THE LAST TRANS BENDER” For many years Israel has doubted his sexuality and confessed that he was “doing gay research” at the gym to try and stay one step ahead of his rivals. He also said that he was not worried about Brazilians because he would use uppercuts and knee strikes to …
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KAMARU USMAN: “THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE”
KAMARU USMAN: “THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE” Kamaru Usman, has established his dominance in the division with his victory over burns in UFC 258. “The Nigerian Nightmare” has been exactly that, a nightmare to his opponents. However, something sinister has oozed out of the crevices of the MMA streets. It was thought to be a rumour, …